{"product_id":"skeleton-coffee-tote-bag-decaf-over-my-dead-body-funny-coffee-bag-coffee-lover-gift-caffeine-lover-tote-sarcastic-tote","title":"Skeleton Coffee Tote Bag, Decaf Over My Dead Body, Funny Coffee Bag, Coffee Lover Gift, Caffeine Lover Tote, Sarcastic Tote","description":"💀☕ DECAF? OVER MY DEAD BODY — SKELETON COFFEE TOTE BAG\u003cbr\u003e\nFor the coffee lover who considers decaf a personal insult. 😂\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis colorful coffee tote features our sassy skeleton girl with her messy bun, heart-shaped sunglasses, tumbler and bold purple-and-lime details, paired with the saying:\u003cbr\u003e\n“DECAF? OVER MY DEAD BODY”\u003cbr\u003e\nIt‘s a fun mix of coffee humor, spooky style and bright color—and because the design isn‘t specifically Halloween-themed, you can carry it all year long.\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for coffee runs, work, books, shopping, errands or hauling around all the things you need to survive until your next caffeine fix.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n☕ PERFECT FOR\u003cbr\u003e\n▪ Coffee lovers\u003cbr\u003e\n▪ Iced coffee fans\u003cbr\u003e\n▪ Caffeine enthusiasts\u003cbr\u003e\n▪ Skeleton and spooky-style lovers\u003cbr\u003e\n▪ Baristas\u003cbr\u003e\n▪ Coworkers\u003cbr\u003e\n▪ Teachers\u003cbr\u003e\n▪ Nurses\u003cbr\u003e\n▪ Busy moms\u003cbr\u003e\n▪ Friends with a sarcastic sense of humor\u003cbr\u003e\n▪ Birthday gifts\u003cbr\u003e\n▪ Christmas gifts\u003cbr\u003e\n▪ Just-because coffee gifts\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n👜 TOTE BAG DETAILS\u003cbr\u003e\n▪ Approx. 15\" wide × 16\" high × 3\" deep\u003cbr\u003e\n▪ Gusseted bottom for additional room\u003cbr\u003e\n▪ Comfortable shoulder-length handles\u003cbr\u003e\n▪ Spacious open interior\u003cbr\u003e\n▪ Reusable and practical for everyday use\u003cbr\u003e\n▪ Available in Natural or Black\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPlease refer to the tote dimensions graphic included in the listing photos for additional measurements.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n🎨 PRINTED IN-HOUSE\u003cbr\u003e\nThis colorful skeleton coffee design is professionally printed using a premium DTF (Direct-to-Film) transfer and heat pressed directly onto the tote by us at Doe River Designs.\u003cbr\u003e\nDTF printing allows the bright purple, lime green and detailed artwork to remain crisp and vibrant.\u003cbr\u003e\nThis is not vinyl.\u003cbr\u003e\nEach tote is individually prepared, pressed and inspected by us before shipping.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n🧼 CARE\u003cbr\u003e\n▪ Spot clean when possible\u003cbr\u003e\n▪ Use mild detergent if needed\u003cbr\u003e\n▪ Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e\n▪ Air dry\u003cbr\u003e\n▪ Do not iron directly over the design\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n🎨 DESIGN \u0026amp; CREATIVE PROCESS\u003cbr\u003e\nThis original product design was created by Doe River Designs with the assistance of AI-based creative tools. The artwork was creatively directed, selected, refined, edited and prepared for production by us to create the finished design shown in this listing.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n💕 PLEASE NOTE\u003cbr\u003e\nColors may appear slightly different in person due to lighting and individual screen settings.\u003cbr\u003e\nDesign size and placement may vary slightly because each tote is individually made.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n❤️ MADE BY DOE RIVER DESIGNS\u003cbr\u003e\nYour tote is printed and heat pressed by us at Doe River Designs in East Tennessee.\u003cbr\u003e\nWe‘re a family-owned small business, and we personally prepare and inspect each item before it leaves our shop.\u003cbr\u003e\nThank you for supporting Doe River Designs!","brand":"Doe River Designs","offers":[{"title":"Natural","offer_id":44439998201943,"sku":"ET-32552669304","price":17.25,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black","offer_id":44439998234711,"sku":"ET-32552669304","price":17.25,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0640\/2804\/9495\/files\/il_fullxfull.8539784089_my52.jpg?v=1791766051","url":"https:\/\/doeriverdesigns.com\/products\/skeleton-coffee-tote-bag-decaf-over-my-dead-body-funny-coffee-bag-coffee-lover-gift-caffeine-lover-tote-sarcastic-tote","provider":"Doe River Designs","version":"1.0","type":"link"}